Someone call the SPCA!

Mom and Dad are mean to me. I did NOT get one of Mom's crunchy on the outside, fluffy in the middle yeast muffins with tea. Sure Dad petted me (and that blue thing in the side of the picture is Mom's YODA mat, where she sits like Jabba the Hut and tries and do stretchy things). But I didn't get a MUFFIN! She says grains make me sick to my tummy and gave me meaty treats but I wanted a